Yeah yeah, I know – there is nothing new about a nana ice cream. And I know every f*ckin vegan blog has a recipe for this. And I know you really don’t need a f*ckin recipe for this. But I still know a lot a people who never ever heard about nana ice cream. So this recipe is probably not for you Mr. Smartass, but for you Mr. I Love Häagen-Dazs. If you never tried nana ice cream, you’re missing life.
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THIS IS MOUSSAKA!!!!
Do you like men dressed in tunics? Do you like muscular bearded dudes fighting in underwear? So you must like greek food. This time I’m bringing you a vegan version of the world famous greek moussaka. And if you’re greek and you’re crying about how I ruined this dish because it has no lamb meat and bechamel – SUCK MY ASS!
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Beans and stuff burger with Chips
Black Beans and Buckwheat Burger Fast-food was never my thing. Very few would believe me, having in consideration my chubby look as a child, but when I was a little fella, I was never a big fan of burgers, chips, sodas, sandwiches or even candies or cookies. Everything the other kids would like, I wouldn’t. […]
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A rice that was actually lebanese
Just as if I were a devoted to the art of cannibalism, maybe my own personal pleasure wouldn’t be enough to justify all the slaughter. I like grilled chicken a lot. But I also like being alive. And I imagine the others do as well.
But I like potatoes a lot tough. And bread. And rice. And lentils. But I like better rice. And rice with lentils. Which, after all, is also a traditional dish in Lebanon.
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The ultimate banana sandwich
“As the macaque likes bananas, I like you. I hid a bunch under the bed and I ate, I ate.” (Yes, this beautiful man is portuguese) Banana sandwich with dates and almond butter There are people who suck. But that’s irrelevant. What I would like to say, actually, is that there are people who have […]
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Soup. Soupy soup. Never heard about parsnips.
“It’s like eating water, with things floating in it. It’s like eating a beverage, with things floating in it. It’s like eating mud, with dirt mixed in it. It makes me want to throw up.” Parsnip soup with fresh green beans and roasted almonds Soup. Soupy soup. Those vegetables, legumes and stuff, that adopt the form […]
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