Do you like men dressed in tunics? Do you like muscular bearded dudes fighting in underwear? So you must like greek food. This time I’m bringing you a vegan version of the world famous greek moussaka. And if you’re greek and you’re crying about how I ruined this dish because it has no lamb meat and bechamel – SUCK MY ASS!Read moreMore Tag
Black Beans and Buckwheat Burger Fast-food was never my thing. Very few would believe me, having in consideration my chubby look as a child, but when I was a little fella, I was never a big fan of burgers, chips, sodas, sandwiches or even candies or cookies. Everything the other kids would like, I wouldn’t. […]Read moreMore Tag
Just as if I were a devoted to the art of cannibalism, maybe my own personal pleasure wouldn’t be enough to justify all the slaughter. I like grilled chicken a lot. But I also like being alive. And I imagine the others do as well.
But I like potatoes a lot tough. And bread. And rice. And lentils. But I like better rice. And rice with lentils. Which, after all, is also a traditional dish in Lebanon.Read moreMore Tag
“It’s like eating water, with things floating in it. It’s like eating a beverage, with things floating in it. It’s like eating mud, with dirt mixed in it. It makes me want to throw up.” Parsnip soup with fresh green beans and roasted almonds Soup. Soupy soup. Those vegetables, legumes and stuff, that adopt the form […]Read moreMore Tag
Now, just cut the bullsh*t and go get your beans and green stuff and you’ll see you’ll be saving some cash. Try just replacing some of your big meals or even try it for a week. You’ll see I’m right. If you lack on free time, or if you’re just a lazy motherf*cker, do it like me – cook one or two big pots of stew or something that last you for a week. There is nothing I like to cook better than big pots. At our place, we love stews, cury, casseroles and stuff like that. And rice. Lots of rice. Specially Joana.Read moreMore Tag
I remember when I use to think that fish fingers were produced inside the Captain’s ship. I always wanted to meet him. Sometimes I use to thik that I would like to go “upnorth” to join him in the boat. Upnorth, because when you’re a citizen of the Reign of Culatra Island, well, everything is upnorth. And a fella like this, he had to be from the north, as it for me everything beyond the National Road 125 was north.
Before I use to find it odd how could the Captain be different every time. Now, what I find really odd, is that how can a fully bearded sailor man be sailing with children since 1985 and never had problems with the justice. Aye Captain.Read moreMore Tag